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Jessica Sex Toy

2007-07-29T12:03:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba Wanted As Assistant Or Sex Toy

Lately I haven’t seen many new photo shoots of Jessica Alba until I came across these hot pictures. Now maybe she’s taking some time off but I think she should give up acting completely to become a normal person. That way I could hire her as an assistant and make her wear outfits like the one in the first picture. As my assistant she could also write all my posts for me and in between posts we could have occasional sex… or frequent if she prefers.

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Jessica Alba Ass Pics

2007-07-11T09:01:00.000-07:00

The Worst Jessica Alba Ass Pics Ever!

Dare I say it but Jessica Alba looks like crap. Here she is shooting a commercial for some big make-up company (I won’t say which), and not even the flash of her sweet ass can help save her from a fashion disaster. I mean, the hair, the make up, the dress… all of it is horrible! The usual riot in my pants has been broken up by billy clubs and fire hoses. All is limp and soggy. Shame on them! If you’re going to use Jessica Alba to endorse a product, rule number one is not to turn a smoking hot girl into an unrecognizable skank in clown make-up!

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Bikini Ass Pics

2007-07-08T09:55:00.000-07:00

Finally, New Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pics

I know I just posted some Jessica Alba bikini shots but, admittedly, they were kind of lame and really not up to Hollywood Tuna standards. Here are some better ones. Much much better ones… That’s right, it’s Jessica Alba, half-naked with her beautiful ass in the air! Oh it’s gonna be a great new year…

Being a Jessica Alba fan, I expect a lot from her. So when she’s on a beach in a bikini, I want be excited to the point where walking upright in tight jeans could get me arrested for indecency. Unfortunately, these pictures are as lame as it gets. Not to fret. We still have our trusty 2005 Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures to keep our blood pumping in all the right places.

Jessica Alba's Nipples

2007-07-07T13:02:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba’s Nipples Can’t Cure My Cold

I’ve been deathly ill for the last 5 days and let me tell you it’s not fun! If I’m not sleeping, I’m posting and if I’m not posting I’m sleeping! So I hope you guys can understand when I tell you this but I’m kind of sick of being sick. Right now my main goal is to get better and unfortunately seeing Jessica Alba’s nipples poking though her shirt doesn’t excite me like it normally would. Now even if it did, I wouldn’t be able to feel a thing since I don’t have any blood circulation in the lower half of my body anymore from all this sickly lying around I’ve been doing. Anyway, I hope all of you appreciate these posts I’ve done the last few days because it’s been a real bitch! Now on a brighter note! I leave you Jessica Alba’s nipples!

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2007-07-07T12:30:00.000-07:00

Good News! Jessica Alba Is Into One-Night Stands

Jessica Alba believes there’s nothing wrong with no-strings-attached sex. And she’s happy to reveal she’s had one-night stands. ‘I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people,’ she tells US Cosmo. ‘I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex.’ The 26-year-old can’t be faffed with sitting through coffee and croissants - and an uncomfortable silence - the next day. ‘I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, “Do you really have to be here?” she admits.

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Amen! It’s about time we heard something good come out of Jessica Alba’s mouth for once; I was sick and tired of hearing her complain about being considered a sex symbol. Now if Jessica wants another notch on her belt, I’d be more that happy to volunteer. And don’t worry Jessica, I don’t mind leaving before the morning, but chances are when I’m done with you, you’ll be begging me to stay!

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